WHAT DO FISH SAY WHEN THEY HIT A CONCRETE WALL?
Dam.
WHAT DO ESKIMOS GET FROM SITTING ON THE ICE?
Polaroids.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN'T WORK?
A stick
WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISN'T YOURS?
Nacho cheese
WHAT DO YOU CALL 4 BULLFIGHTERS IN QUICKSAND?
Quatro sinko.
WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW?
Spoiled milk
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE?
Frostbite.
WHAT LIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND TWITCHES?
A nervous wreck
WHERE DO YOU FIND A DOG WITH NO LEGS?
Right where you left him.
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROAST BEEF AND PEA SOUP?
Anyone can roast beef
WHY DO GORILLAS HAVE BIG NOSTRILS?
Because they have big fingers
WHY DON'T BLIND PEOPLE LIKE TO SKY DIVE?
Because it scares the dog
WHAT KIND OF COFFEE WAS SERVED ON THE TITANIC?
Sanka.
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HARLEY AND A HOOVER?
The location of the dirt bag.
WHY DOES A PILGRIMS PANTS ALWAYS FALL DOWN?
Because they wear their belt buckles on their hat.
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BAD GOLFER AND A BAD SKYDIVER?
A bad golfer goes whack, darn.
A bad sky diver goes darn, whack.
HOW DO YOU CATCH A UNIQUE RABBIT?
Unique up on it.
HOW DO YOU CATCH A TAME RABBIT
Tame way-unique up on it.
WHAT DO YOU CALL SKYDIVING LAWYERS?
Skeet.
HOW ARE A TEXAS TORNADO AND TENNESSEE DIVORCE THE SAME?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
Dam.
WHAT DO ESKIMOS GET FROM SITTING ON THE ICE?
Polaroids.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN'T WORK?
A stick
WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISN'T YOURS?
Nacho cheese
WHAT DO YOU CALL 4 BULLFIGHTERS IN QUICKSAND?
Quatro sinko.
WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW?
Spoiled milk
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE?
Frostbite.
WHAT LIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND TWITCHES?
A nervous wreck
WHERE DO YOU FIND A DOG WITH NO LEGS?
Right where you left him.
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROAST BEEF AND PEA SOUP?
Anyone can roast beef
WHY DO GORILLAS HAVE BIG NOSTRILS?
Because they have big fingers
WHY DON'T BLIND PEOPLE LIKE TO SKY DIVE?
Because it scares the dog
WHAT KIND OF COFFEE WAS SERVED ON THE TITANIC?
Sanka.
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HARLEY AND A HOOVER?
The location of the dirt bag.
WHY DOES A PILGRIMS PANTS ALWAYS FALL DOWN?
Because they wear their belt buckles on their hat.
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BAD GOLFER AND A BAD SKYDIVER?
A bad golfer goes whack, darn.
A bad sky diver goes darn, whack.
HOW DO YOU CATCH A UNIQUE RABBIT?
Unique up on it.
HOW DO YOU CATCH A TAME RABBIT
Tame way-unique up on it.
WHAT DO YOU CALL SKYDIVING LAWYERS?
Skeet.
HOW ARE A TEXAS TORNADO AND TENNESSEE DIVORCE THE SAME?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
