Ole's new cow.

[Bobw]

Ole is a farmer in Minnesota. He needs a new milk cow and hears about one for sale over in Nor'dakota. He drives to Nor'dakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow. He reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs the teat and pulls...the cow farts.

Ole is surprised. He looks at the farmer selling the cow, then reaches under the cow to try again. He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk does come out however, so after some discussion, Ole buys the cow and takes her home.

He gets back to Minnesota, he calls over his neighbor Sven, and says, 'Sven, come look at dis ere new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat, and see vat happens.' Sven reaches under, pulls the teats - and the cow farts.

Sven looks at Ole, 'You bought dis here cow in Nor'dakota, didn't yah?' Ole is surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip.

Ole replies, 'Yah, dats right. But how'd yah know?'

Sven says, 'My wife's from Nor'dakota.'

 

[Benevolent One]

Ole is a farmer in Minnesota. He needs a new milk cow and hears about one for sale over in Nor'dakota. He drives to Nor'dakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow. He reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs the teat and pulls...the cow farts.

Ole is surprised. He looks at the farmer selling the cow, then reaches under the cow to try again. He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk does come out however, so after some discussion, Ole buys the cow and takes her home.

He gets back to Minnesota, he calls over his neighbor Sven, and says, 'Sven, come look at dis ere new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat, and see vat happens.' Sven reaches under, pulls the teats - and the cow farts.

Sven looks at Ole, 'You bought dis here cow in Nor'dakota, didn't yah?' Ole is surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip.

Ole replies, 'Yah, dats right. But how'd yah know?'

Sven says, 'My wife's from Nor'dakota.'