>>>1. Only in America......
>>>can a pizza get to
>>>your house faster than an ambulance.
>>>
>>> >2. Only in America.......are there
>>>handicap parking places in front of a
>>>skating rink.
>>>
>>> >3. Only in America.......do drugstores
>>>make the sick walk all the way to the
>>>back of the store to get their
>>>prescriptions while healthy people can buy
>>>cigarettes at the front.
>>>
>>> >4. Only in America......do people order
>>>double cheeseburgers, large fries,
>>>and a diet coke.
>>>
>>> >5. Only in America......do banks leave
>>>both doors open and then chain the
>>>pens to the counters.
>>>
>>> >6. Only in America......do we leave cars
>>>worth thousands of dollars in the
>>>driveway and put our useless junk in the
>>>garage.
>>>
>>> >7. Only in America......do we use
>>>answering machines to screen calls and
>>>then have call waiting so we won't miss a
>>>call from someone we didn't want
>>>to talk to in the first place.
>>>
>>> >8. Only in America......do we buy hot
>>>dogs in packages of ten and buns in
>>>packages of eight.
>>>
>>> >9. Only in America......do we use the
>>>word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning
>>>'many' and
>>>'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
>>>
>>> >10. Only in America.......do they have
>>>drive-up ATM machines with Braille
>>>lettering.
>>>
>>>EVER WONDER
>>>
>>> >Why the sun lightens our hair, but
>>>darkens our skin?
>>>
>>> >Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
>>>
>>> >Why don't you ever see the headline
>>>"Psychic Wins Lottery"?
>>>
>>> >Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
>>>
>>> >Why is it that doctors call what they do
>>>"practice"?
>>>
>>> >Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you
>>>have to click on "Start"?
>>>
>>> >Why is lemon juice made with artificial
>>>flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
>>>with real lemons?
>>>
>>> >Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
>>>
>>> >Why is the time of day with the slowest
>>>traffic called rush hour?
>>>
>>> >Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
>>>
>>> >When dog food is new and improved
>>>tasting, who tests it?
>>>
>>> >Why didn't Noah swat those two
>>>mosquitoes?
>>>
>>> >Why do they sterilize the needle for
>>>lethal injections?
>>>
>>> >You know that indestructible black box
>>>that is used on airplanes? Why don't
>>>they make the whole plane out of that
>>>stuff?!
>>>
>>> >Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
>>>
>>> >Why are they called apartments when
>>>they are all stuck together?
>>>
>>> >If con is the opposite of pro, is
>>>Congress the opposite of progress?
>>>
>>> >If flying is so safe, why do they call
>>>the airport the terminal?
sorry for all the >>>'s
>>>can a pizza get to
>>>your house faster than an ambulance.
>>>
>>> >2. Only in America.......are there
>>>handicap parking places in front of a
>>>skating rink.
>>>
>>> >3. Only in America.......do drugstores
>>>make the sick walk all the way to the
>>>back of the store to get their
>>>prescriptions while healthy people can buy
>>>cigarettes at the front.
>>>
>>> >4. Only in America......do people order
>>>double cheeseburgers, large fries,
>>>and a diet coke.
>>>
>>> >5. Only in America......do banks leave
>>>both doors open and then chain the
>>>pens to the counters.
>>>
>>> >6. Only in America......do we leave cars
>>>worth thousands of dollars in the
>>>driveway and put our useless junk in the
>>>garage.
>>>
>>> >7. Only in America......do we use
>>>answering machines to screen calls and
>>>then have call waiting so we won't miss a
>>>call from someone we didn't want
>>>to talk to in the first place.
>>>
>>> >8. Only in America......do we buy hot
>>>dogs in packages of ten and buns in
>>>packages of eight.
>>>
>>> >9. Only in America......do we use the
>>>word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning
>>>'many' and
>>>'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
>>>
>>> >10. Only in America.......do they have
>>>drive-up ATM machines with Braille
>>>lettering.
>>>
>>>EVER WONDER
>>>
>>> >Why the sun lightens our hair, but
>>>darkens our skin?
>>>
>>> >Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
>>>
>>> >Why don't you ever see the headline
>>>"Psychic Wins Lottery"?
>>>
>>> >Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
>>>
>>> >Why is it that doctors call what they do
>>>"practice"?
>>>
>>> >Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you
>>>have to click on "Start"?
>>>
>>> >Why is lemon juice made with artificial
>>>flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
>>>with real lemons?
>>>
>>> >Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
>>>
>>> >Why is the time of day with the slowest
>>>traffic called rush hour?
>>>
>>> >Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
>>>
>>> >When dog food is new and improved
>>>tasting, who tests it?
>>>
>>> >Why didn't Noah swat those two
>>>mosquitoes?
>>>
>>> >Why do they sterilize the needle for
>>>lethal injections?
>>>
>>> >You know that indestructible black box
>>>that is used on airplanes? Why don't
>>>they make the whole plane out of that
>>>stuff?!
>>>
>>> >Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
>>>
>>> >Why are they called apartments when
>>>they are all stuck together?
>>>
>>> >If con is the opposite of pro, is
>>>Congress the opposite of progress?
>>>
>>> >If flying is so safe, why do they call
>>>the airport the terminal?
sorry for all the >>>'s