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A Texan lands in Sydney,and is picked up by a taxi.After requesting a tour of the city,he starts into a tirade about the small-town airport and how in Texas they have larger runways on their ranches.
They are soon crossing the Sydney Harbour Bridge,and the Texan is further unimpressed, 'I have a duck pond bigger than ...that harbour,and an ornamental bridge to span it that makes this look like a toy.'
The Sydney-Newcastle Expressway also gets his scorn. 'Is this a road,or a track?' he shouts with contempt.
So when a kangaroo jumps out in front of the cab,causing the sudden and severe application of the brakes,the driver can't help himself.
'Bloody grasshopper!'
They are soon crossing the Sydney Harbour Bridge,and the Texan is further unimpressed, 'I have a duck pond bigger than ...that harbour,and an ornamental bridge to span it that makes this look like a toy.'
The Sydney-Newcastle Expressway also gets his scorn. 'Is this a road,or a track?' he shouts with contempt.
So when a kangaroo jumps out in front of the cab,causing the sudden and severe application of the brakes,the driver can't help himself.
'Bloody grasshopper!'
