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RACER35
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One hot July day, we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a
sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all
matted down. We felt sorry for her and put her in a carrier and took
her to the vet.
She had no name so we named her Pussycat. The vet decided to keep her
for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and
get her. My husband, [the complainer] said OK, but don't forget to wash
her, she stinks."
My husband and my vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my husband
El-cheap-O. My husband calls him El Take-0. They love to hate each
other.
The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, which was
located next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of people
waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and in leaned the vet;
he had obviously seen my husband arrive.
He looked straight at my husband, "Your wife's ***** is finally clean
and shaved. She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she's
pregnant. God knows who the father is!" And he closed the door.
sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all
matted down. We felt sorry for her and put her in a carrier and took
her to the vet.
She had no name so we named her Pussycat. The vet decided to keep her
for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and
get her. My husband, [the complainer] said OK, but don't forget to wash
her, she stinks."
My husband and my vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my husband
El-cheap-O. My husband calls him El Take-0. They love to hate each
other.
The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, which was
located next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of people
waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and in leaned the vet;
he had obviously seen my husband arrive.
He looked straight at my husband, "Your wife's ***** is finally clean
and shaved. She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she's
pregnant. God knows who the father is!" And he closed the door.
:lol: