One Liners

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1. How do you catch a Unique Rabbit?
A. Unique up on it.
B. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Same way you unique up on it.

2. How do crazy people go through the forest?
A. They take the Psycho path.

3. How do you get Holy Water?
A. You boil the hell out of it.

4. What do eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A. Polaroids

5. What do you call a Boomerang that doesn't work?
A.. A Stick

6. What do you get from a pampered cow?
A. Spoiled milk

7. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frost Bite

8. Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A. Right where you left him.

9. Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A. Because it scares the dog.

10. What kind of coffee was served on the titanic?
A. Sanka

11. What is the difference between a Harley Davidson Motorcycle and a Hoover Sweeper?
A. The location of the dirt bag.

12. Why did pilgrims' pants always fall down?
A. Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.

13. How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee Divorce the same?
A. Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.

14. What do fish say when they hit a concrete
wall? A. Dam.