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Operation Wax Smoke Body: Help Us Wax Smoke!
$100,000 Fundraiser For Victory Junction Gang Camp

During the Daytona 500 pre-race show, Tony Stewart held up a photograph of Ronald McDonald that had been altered so it appeared that Kevin Harvick was wearing Ronald's suit.

Now, those of you who are familiar with Kevin know that he does not let a practical joke go unanswered. So here is Kevin's retort:

Kevin's new colors may indeed be similar to those of Ronald McDonald, but have you seen Tony Stewart's chest and back? Because Tony is such a great guy, he has offered up a solution to his follicle issues.

Tony said on his SIRIUS satellite radio show, Tony Stewart Live, that if someone would raise $100,000 for charity, he would wax his chest and back. Who are we to pass up an offer like that? Call it "revenge for the Ronald McDonald photo", call it a great opportunity to raise money for Victory Junction Gang Camp or just call it plain funny. (Think Tony will scream like a girl when they rip all that hair out?)

Visit Happy's eSHOP at www.kevinharvick.com to make your donation. You can donate in increments of $1.00, $5.00, $10.00, $25.00, $50.00 and $100.00. Every penny collected in "Operation: Wax Smoke" will be donated to Victory Junction Gang Camp. We will be accepting donations until we reach our goal.

Tell all your friends, and tell their friends to tell their friends. $100,000 to get us to put Tony Stewart in a salon chair, cover his chest and back with hot wax, place wax strips on it and rrrrip the hairs right out. Good times!

Once we reach our $100,000 goal, and Tony is ready to be waxed, we’ll give you all the details of when and where it is happening.

Okay, fans, now the serious part. We want to tell you a little bit about Victory Junction Gang Camp so you can understand that your money isn't just for laughs, but is also benefiting an amazing facility that has touched - and continues to change - countless lives.

Founded by Kyle and Pattie Petty in honor of their late son, Adam, Victory Junction Gang Camp serves as a retreat for children with serious illnesses. Offering a wide range of activities such as boating, horseback riding and theater, the camp strives to give its visitors fun and memorable experiences. Victory Junction also provides advanced medical care at its state-of-the-art facilities so children receive the same quality of care while visiting the camp that they would at home. All of this is provided at no cost to the families.

Victory Junction is funded solely on donations from businesses, individuals and charitable foundations. Kevin Harvick Inc. is currently a Corporate Sponsor of the camp. Additionally, Kevin's websites conduct numerous fundraisers throughout the year, such as merchandise auctions, with proceeds benefiting Victory Junction. Kevin's fans have always been extremely generous, and we are very appreciative!

For more information on Victory Junction Gang Camp, please visit www.victoryjunction.org.

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I think this is a very worthy cause. :beerbang:
*can't stop laughing*
 
Tony Stewart Agrees To Body Wax, But It's Up To The Fans

By Kim Roberson/Insider Racing News

Wow…didn't we just have a weekend off?

Admittedly, this is a holiday…which again makes me wonder why we just had a weekend off five weeks ago. But…that is old news.

How many folks out there have ever had a wax job? Not something most NASCAR fans probably think of when thinking about a good time…or bad for that matter. I'll admit….I've never had one…and I'm a woman. However, in the interest of charity…and a little payback…one of NASCAR's hairiest drivers is willing to endure the pain of a wax job in exchange for a donation to the Victory Junction Gang Camp.

"Operation Wax Smoke" was hatched by Kevin Harvick as retribution for a doctored picture of Harvick in his new Pennzoil uniform looking like Ronald McDonald. Two weeks ago, Tony Stewart stated on his Sirius radio show that if someone out there would be willing to raise $100,000 for the Victory Junction Gang Camp, he would be willing to wax himself, front and back, from the waist up.

In response to the challenge, Harvick happily responded "My colors may indeed be similar to those of Ronald McDonald, but have you seen Tony Stewart's chest and back...Who am I to pass up an offer like that? I've got the chance to not only raise a ton of money for Victory Junction Gang Camp, but to sit back and have a good laugh at Tony's expense."

Anyone who has seen Smoke knows…he is not hairless by any stretch of the imagination. He is one of the few men I have seen that can be clean shaven at 9 a.m. and have half a beard by the time the sun sets. Dave Moody, of MRN and Sirius Speedway, joked a month ago that he had seen Smoke shirtless…and "it wasn't pretty". He has as much, if not more, hair on his body as most people have on their head.

Harvick is more than a little excited about the challenge. "Visit Harvick's eSHOP and make your donation.

You can donate in increments of $1.00, $5.00, $10.00, $25.00, $50.00, $100.00, $500.00, $1,000.00 and $5,000.00. Every penny collected in "Operation: Wax Smoke" will be donated to Victory Junction Gang Camp. We will be accepting donations until we reach our goal. Tell all your friends, and tell their friends to tell their friends. $100,000 to get us to put Tony Stewart in a salon chair, cover his chest and back with hot wax, place wax strips on it and rrrrip the hairs right out. Good times!"

Anyone who has seen the movie "40-year old Virgin" knows what a good, hairy chest waxing looks like. (Waxing lady "We're gonna need more wax……and clear all my appointments for the afternoon".) I found video on line of the behind the scenes of the taping of that segment. It is funnier than the movie scene. And remember, "Andy" only had half a dozen strips done on his chest. Tony is going all the way, front and back.

Just take Steve Carrell out and insert Tony Stewart. I think I might have to be there in person for this one.

Not to let a challenge go, well, un-challenged, Smoke has also thrown a gauntlet at Harvick's feet. "Well if we are willing to wax our back and chest for charity, we'll donate a $100,000 to the same cause if we can shave his head. And not with clippers, razor shave his head. So um, it really shouldn't be a really big deal anyway, he is losing it. It is falling off the backside anyways. I think that is a pretty fair deal."

The Harvick camp has yet to accept the counter challenge…but knowing these guys, I wouldn't be surprised if he does.

No date has been chosen for the culmination of Operation Wax Smoke. That will be decided when the money is raised. The faster folks raise money, the sooner Smoke loses his hair. Remember as you donate, Smoke is willing to go through a whole lot of pain just so the kids at VJGC can have a whole lot of fun. A few dollars to see the two events is well worth the cost of admission, don't you agree?

:D
 
I would love to rip some of them wax strips off his back and chest and hear him YELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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