Osama Bin Laden died and went to Heaven and was greeted by George Washington who slapped him and yelled,"How dare you try and destroy the nation that I helped conceive?"
Patrick Henry then approached and punched him in the nose.
James Madison came forward and kicked him square in the nuts, Osama fell to the ground and then an angry Thomas Jefferson kicked him in the ribs.
The beating continued as James Monroe, John Randolf and 66 other founding fathers unleashed thier anger on the terrorist leader.
As Osama layed there in agony an angel appeared. Osama said to the angel "This is not what was promised to me!"
The Angel replied "Yes it is Osama, I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven."
Patrick Henry then approached and punched him in the nose.
James Madison came forward and kicked him square in the nuts, Osama fell to the ground and then an angry Thomas Jefferson kicked him in the ribs.
The beating continued as James Monroe, John Randolf and 66 other founding fathers unleashed thier anger on the terrorist leader.
As Osama layed there in agony an angel appeared. Osama said to the angel "This is not what was promised to me!"
The Angel replied "Yes it is Osama, I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven."
