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BUSH AND OSAMA DECIDED TO SETTLE THE WAR ONCE AND FOR ALL. THEY SAT DOWN
AND DECIDED TO SETTLE THE WHOLE DISPUTE WITH ONE DOG FIGHT. THEY WOULD HAVE
YEARS TO BREED THE BEST FIGHTING DOGIN THE WORLD.
OSAMA FOUND THE BIGGEST, MEANEST DOBERMAN AND ROTTWEILER FEMALE DOGSIN THE
WORLD AND BRED THEM WITH THE MEANEST SIBERIAN WOLVES. THEY SELECTED ONLYTHE
BIGGEST AND STRONGEST PUPPY FROM THE LITTER AND REMOVED HIS SIBLINGS,WHICH
GAVE HIM ALL THE MILK.
AFTER 5 YEARS THEY CAME UP WITH THE BIGGEST ,MEANEST DOG THE
WORLD HAD EVER SEEN. IT'S CAGE NEEDED STEEL BARS THAT WERE 5 INCHES THICK AND
NOBODY COULD GET NEAR IT. WHEN THE DAY CAME FOR THE
DOG FIGHT , BUSH SHOWED UP WITH A STRANGE LOOKING ANIMAL. IT WAS A 9 FOOT
LONG DACHSHUND . EVERYONE FELT SORRY FOR BUSH BECAUSE THERE WAS NO WAY THAT
THIS DOG COULD POSSIBLY LAST 10 SECONDS WITH THE AFGHANISTANI DOG.
WHEN THE CAGES WERE OPENED UP THE DACHSHUND CAME OUT OF IT'S CAGE AND
SLOWLY WADDLED OVER TOWARDS OSAMA'S DOG . OSAMA'S DOG SNARLED AND LEAPED OUT
OF IT'S CAGE AND CHARGED THE AMERICAN DACHSHUND--BUT WHEN IT GOT CLOSE ENOUGH
TO BITE , THE DACHSHUND OPENED IT'S MOUTH AND CONSUMED OSAMA'S DOG IN ONE
BITE. THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT OF HIS DOG AT ALL.
OSAMA CAME UP TO BUSH , SHAKING HIS HEAD IN DISBELIEF . WE
DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS CAN HAPPEN. WE HAD OUR BEST PEOPLE WORKING FOR 5
YEARS WITH THE BEST DOGS IN THE WORLD. BUSH SAID
THATS NOTHING. WE HAD THE BEST PLASTIC SURGEONS WORKING FOR 5 YEARS TO MAKE
THAT ALLIGATOR LOOK LIKE A WEENIE-DOG.
AND DECIDED TO SETTLE THE WHOLE DISPUTE WITH ONE DOG FIGHT. THEY WOULD HAVE
YEARS TO BREED THE BEST FIGHTING DOGIN THE WORLD.
OSAMA FOUND THE BIGGEST, MEANEST DOBERMAN AND ROTTWEILER FEMALE DOGSIN THE
WORLD AND BRED THEM WITH THE MEANEST SIBERIAN WOLVES. THEY SELECTED ONLYTHE
BIGGEST AND STRONGEST PUPPY FROM THE LITTER AND REMOVED HIS SIBLINGS,WHICH
GAVE HIM ALL THE MILK.
AFTER 5 YEARS THEY CAME UP WITH THE BIGGEST ,MEANEST DOG THE
WORLD HAD EVER SEEN. IT'S CAGE NEEDED STEEL BARS THAT WERE 5 INCHES THICK AND
NOBODY COULD GET NEAR IT. WHEN THE DAY CAME FOR THE
DOG FIGHT , BUSH SHOWED UP WITH A STRANGE LOOKING ANIMAL. IT WAS A 9 FOOT
LONG DACHSHUND . EVERYONE FELT SORRY FOR BUSH BECAUSE THERE WAS NO WAY THAT
THIS DOG COULD POSSIBLY LAST 10 SECONDS WITH THE AFGHANISTANI DOG.
WHEN THE CAGES WERE OPENED UP THE DACHSHUND CAME OUT OF IT'S CAGE AND
SLOWLY WADDLED OVER TOWARDS OSAMA'S DOG . OSAMA'S DOG SNARLED AND LEAPED OUT
OF IT'S CAGE AND CHARGED THE AMERICAN DACHSHUND--BUT WHEN IT GOT CLOSE ENOUGH
TO BITE , THE DACHSHUND OPENED IT'S MOUTH AND CONSUMED OSAMA'S DOG IN ONE
BITE. THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT OF HIS DOG AT ALL.
OSAMA CAME UP TO BUSH , SHAKING HIS HEAD IN DISBELIEF . WE
DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS CAN HAPPEN. WE HAD OUR BEST PEOPLE WORKING FOR 5
YEARS WITH THE BEST DOGS IN THE WORLD. BUSH SAID
THATS NOTHING. WE HAD THE BEST PLASTIC SURGEONS WORKING FOR 5 YEARS TO MAKE
THAT ALLIGATOR LOOK LIKE A WEENIE-DOG.
