pager, phone, & fax

[Greg]

Three men are sitting on there lunch break talking about the latest gadgets when a beeping sound filled the air,one of the men touches his arm and says "That's my Pager,i have a microchip under my skin".Next thing a phone rings and the other man lifts his palm to his ear and takes the call then says "That was my new phone i have a microchip in the palm of my hand".The other guy is feeling very low tech and went to the toilet and came back with no clothes on and toilet paper hanging from his bottom then says "Well would you look at that im getting a Fax"