One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others.
If your outgo exceeds your income, then your upkeep will be your downfall.
If your palm itches, you are going to get something. If your crotch itches, you've already got it.
My wife and I decided to never go to bed angry. We've been awake since Tuesday.
My wife said: "That's the 4th time you've gone back for dessert! Doesn't it embarrass you?" I said: "No, I keep telling them it's for you."
My wife and I started role-playing in the bedroom. Her favorite is The Sexy Librarian, where I have to sit quietly while she reads a book.
Being old is when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go too.
I met my wife at a single's night. I was surprised because I thought she was home with the kids.
I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time.
If your outgo exceeds your income, then your upkeep will be your downfall.
If your palm itches, you are going to get something. If your crotch itches, you've already got it.
My wife and I decided to never go to bed angry. We've been awake since Tuesday.
My wife said: "That's the 4th time you've gone back for dessert! Doesn't it embarrass you?" I said: "No, I keep telling them it's for you."
My wife and I started role-playing in the bedroom. Her favorite is The Sexy Librarian, where I have to sit quietly while she reads a book.
Being old is when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go too.
I met my wife at a single's night. I was surprised because I thought she was home with the kids.
I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time.
