Perfect Golf Shot

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On the 18th tee, a golfer stood over his tee shot for the longest time, looking up, looking down, figuring the wind direction and speed. This of course was driving his golfing friends crazy.
"Hurry up," they shouted, "Hit the darn ball already!"
The meticulous golfer says, "My wife is watching me from the clubhouse, so I want this to be a perfect shot."
"Impossible!" one of the other guys replied. "There's no way you could hit her from here!"
 
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