I am the proud owner of the two dumbest dogs alive. They are mutts..but I am pretty sure they have Husky, Chow, and Shepard in them. Their names are Gizzy and Caramel. Caramel has a bionic leg, no joke she broke her growth plate when she was a pup and I couldn't let them put her down so she has all these steel rods in her leg and hip. Very exspensive for a free dog. Anyway, they are the best watch dogs...for the neighbor. Not once have they ever barked for anyone pulling into my drive or anything else going on at my place. But anything at all goes on at the farm house down the road and they are all over it.
Did I mention that Caramel is afraid of cats...yeap pure stupid they are...