I was feeling a bit lonely and decided life would be more fun if I had a
pet.
So, I went to the pet shop and told the owner that I wanted to buy an
unusual pet.
After some discussion, I finally bought a Centipede, which came in a
little white box to use for his house.
I took the box back home, found a good location for it, and decided I
would start off by taking my new pet to the pub to have a drink.
So, I asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go down to the
bar with me and have a beer?"
But there was no answer. This bothered me a bit, but I waited a few
minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the pub for a drink?"
But again, there was no answer from my new friend and pet. So, I waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. I decided to ask him one more time; this time putting my face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to bar and have a drink with me?"
A little voice came out of the box:
"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my friggin shoes on."
pet.
So, I went to the pet shop and told the owner that I wanted to buy an
unusual pet.
After some discussion, I finally bought a Centipede, which came in a
little white box to use for his house.
I took the box back home, found a good location for it, and decided I
would start off by taking my new pet to the pub to have a drink.
So, I asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go down to the
bar with me and have a beer?"
But there was no answer. This bothered me a bit, but I waited a few
minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the pub for a drink?"
But again, there was no answer from my new friend and pet. So, I waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. I decided to ask him one more time; this time putting my face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to bar and have a drink with me?"
A little voice came out of the box:
"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my friggin shoes on."