Philosophical Query‏

[tkj24]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
> After
>
they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
>
>
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
> 'Kemo Sabe,
look towards sky; what you see?'
>
> The Lone Ranger replies, 'I
see millions of stars.'
>
> 'What that tell you?' asked
Tonto.
>
> The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then
says,
> ?Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions
of
> galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a
>
quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord
> is all
powerful and we are small and insignificant.
> Meteorologically, it
seems we will have a beautiful day
> tomorrow. What's it tell you,
Tonto?'
>
> 'You dumber than buffalo crap. Someone stole
tent.'

 

[barelypure]

Speaking of the Lone Ranger and Tonto and buffalos...
They're riding across the range one day when Tonto dismounts and puts his ear to the ground. After a bit he stands up and says to the Lone Ranger, "Buffalo come".
The Lone Ranger says, "You can really feel the vibrations of their mighty hooves as it strikes the ground and by the increasing vibrations tell that they are heading our way".
Tonto say, "No, ear wet and sticky..."