Pick this weeks RF favorite quote, week ending 6/15/14.

[Greg]

Pick this weeks RF favorite quote, week ending 6/15/14.

The nominees are posted below, simply pick your favorite.
If you want it to count as your favourite vote, be specific about that quote. If the panel feels like you are too ambiguous, and have no clear favorite, no vote will be recorded on your behalf. It should also be noted that for simplicity, you can vote by the assigned quote numbers.

It should also noted that you can comment without voting or honorable mention as many as you choose. It is all meant to be casual and fun.

You can also nominate a write in vote, if I missed your favorite.
Just please no quotes that refer to religion, sex, or politics. They should be from a RF thread that was about a racing topic, racing people, the broadcast, etc that has been posted in the last seven days.

At the moment there are no current plans to turn this into a follow up poll. This is all just for laughs

I tried to read as many quotes as possible, apologies for any omissions that were otherwise worthy.

The nominations are as follows:

1.

Yeah, Winston Cup. I don't care what anyone says it'll always be Winston Cup to me...

2.

I sent her (Danica) a card and an offer of matrimony if she can screw JJ out of a couple of wins.

3..

Just saying, if you're 28th in points, you're 28th in points for a reason. It means you're running bad far more often than you're running good.

4.

I'll give it a 3.
But still 100 times better than watching soccer.

5.

Live NASCAR is the best. Everyone needs to go to at least one Cup race.

6.

What keeps me from going is being on the other side of the world.
However in saying that, we are over to the Phoenix race in November. This will be the 5th race that we have come over for. So anyone saying that traffic is an issue, try dealing with travel to airport, check in, a 14 hour flight, rental car, travel, then the race day traffic.... you see where I am going here.
But, like what was said previously, its all part of it, the 'Welcome Race Fans' banners, the fans, the flags, the general enthusiasm, other peoples transport etc. Nascar is Nascar and its freaking fun to be a part of the day.
Then, being there is a buzz, the sights, the atmosphere, the sounds, the start your engines call and the sound of 43 cold engines starting..... that's goosebumps stuff right there let alone on the start and any restart.
We also follow top level drag racing and last weekend I took a buddy along to watch the Top Fuelers. He has watched on tv before and said it was good enough for him. When you see these in person..... nothing, and I mean nothing can prepare you for the assault on your senses.

7.

Doesn't he feel weird having jimmie's likeness on the hood?

(reference to Superman on Jrs hood).

8.

Every thread is a Danica thread.

9.

Wouldn't it be nice to go to the emergency room and get treated and released before a commercial is over?

10.

Maybe that's what's causing all the wrecks??

(written to cars driving into the TNT screen ticker)

11.

Will it be blamed on:
A - A pit stop?
B - A restart?
C - Alan Gustafson?
D - Two Tires?
E - Four Tires?
F - All of the above

12.

Yeah you think they would yeah you think they would yeah you think they would have learned their lesson have learned their lesson have learned their lesson.

13.

Not really. I can understand everything they say twice as good as before.

14.

Does TNT even care anymore

15.

Get off my lawn my lawn.

16.

Larry can talk without moving his mouth.

17.

Kinda had a feeling a caution would come out when I saw Danica was the first car a lap down.

18.

Kick back and drink an Eagle Piss Bitter Ale or something Andy, It's all good.

19.

In response to JJ winning 3 of the last 4 races, Kyle Busch vows to extra dominate the next truck race. That will show Johnson for sure!

20.

Jeff doesn't care any more, he just tells Alan there is a loud noise when the engine is running and the car don't turn right to good so please figure it out.

21.

Good race day morning to everyone.

In Guthrie’s August ’77 entry at Michigan, she backed up a 15th place qualifying effort with a 10th place finish, setting the record for women with both marks. It was her second race at the two mile facility in NASCAR’s top touring division.

After failing to equal or beat Guthrie’s historic marks at Pocono in three attempts, Patrick will make a third attempt to become the first woman since Guthrie to record a top ten finish at Michigan.

In her June ’13 entry, Patrick fell three positions short of the record. The August race saw Patrick finish a more familiar 23rd but on the lead lap. She topped the efforts of three other lead lap cars driven by NASCAR icons David Ragan, Casey Mears and David Stremme.

22.

Janet Guthrie’s record withstood today’s furious assault by Patrick in her GoDaddy race car from the drop of the American Ethanol green flag.

Taking advantage of a well timed ServiceMaster Clean debris caution to regain an early lost lap via a free pass, she charged into the bottom of the top half of the field. Patrick finished only 7 positions short of equaling the historic record. The lead lap finish was also her fifth of this season.

Her steady learning is showing. As evidence, her average finish for the season improved from 26.6 at the finish of Pocono to a solid 25.9 today.

On to Sonoma!

23.

The 'T' Cup? Has a certain ring to it.

24.

Let's just call it the Homestead Cup like it really is, then we won't have to worry about future sponsor changes.

25.

I'd like to see Stanley Tools take over the series sponsorship, it would rankle some hockey fans.

26.

Hell I'm in shape. 1 12oz curl- 2 12oz curls- 3 12oz curls, time to drink one.

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[ToyYoda]

LMAO at #9 from @Smoke14 . Gotta go with that one.

 

[DanicaFreak]

13. That made me really chuckle.

 

[blanston]

18.
I got a good laugh from that.

 

[DUN24]

@R Clarence and his weekly DP/Janet Guthrie blog absolutely kills me. So dry, simple, cut-throat. Top notch stuff.

..American Ethanol green flag

The 'nascar icons'

.."ServiceMaster Clean debris caution" featuring classy jab at all the times that little green car gets to pass the pace car .. LMFAO. Sir, you have my support just keep doing what you're doing every week until forever.

 

[Racer1930]

"Two laps to go....I can't get last running"......Danica

 

[Johali]

In My Opinion The best and funniest quote of the month goes to DUN24,

I think the old one was stupid ... just sayin.. 5,3,1? Stupid...

I know right?! One more lap lead in any race... champion... now hes just a second class citizen

Because who cares?! Lol

And then DUNs comment.

Just phucking shoot me.

Absolutely Hilarious.

 

[Rockears001]

19

 

[DUN24]

In My Opinion The best and funniest quote of the month goes to DUN24,




And then DUNs comment.

Absolutely Hilarious.

Haha thank you, thank you

 

[SlicedBread22]

17

 

[PeopleAreStrange]

I vote for #22, but thought #19 was funny as well.

 

[VaDirt]

#25 got me laughing