Pick this weeks RF favorite quote, week ending 6/29/14.

[Greg]

Pick this weeks RF favorite quote, week ending 6/29/14.

The nominees are posted below, simply pick your favorite.
If you want it to count as your favourite vote, be specific about that quote. If the panel feels like you are too ambiguous, with no clear favorite, no vote will be recorded on your behalf. For simplicity, you can vote by the assigned quote numbers.

You can also comment without voting or honorable mention as many as you choose. This is all meant to be casual and fun.

You CAN also nominate a write in vote, if I missed your favorite, no offense will be taken. Just please no quotes that refer to religion, sex, or politics. They should be from a RF thread that was about a racing topic, racing people, the broadcast, etc that has been posted in the last seven days.
At the moment there are no current plans to turn this into a follow up poll. This is all just for laughs

I tried to read as many quotes as possible, apologies for any omissions that were otherwise worthy. Your own write in nominations again for this week are most Welcome. The nominations are as follows:

1.

When the younger generation get a job, their own house, responsibilities and adult toys, they'll realize how insignificant it is what somebody else tweeted

2.

That's his snarky way of saying, " why would M&M's sign onto a team who can't ********* give the greatest ******** driver in the ********history of the ******* world, a decent ******* car so he can ******* dominate the the big *******boys like he does in the lower *******series?????????????????"
Gibbs should send him ****** packing

3.

You are a hyperlinkin' sumbitch.

4.

Kentucky Fried Speedway.

5.

Why's TNT keep interrupting my commercials with this race?

6.

Guess what's happening again guess what's happening again guess what's happening again?

7.

I used to tell people the same thing, then I re-read my analysis with my reading glasses on. It actually said I was "psychotic."

8.

Thanks, but I'm watching Joes crab shack.

9.

Probably sounds like a George Carlin concert inside that 4 car right now.

10.

This track has more bumps than a teenager's face.

11.

There are still people outside the track trying to find a parking spot for the 2011 race.

(#12,13,and the set up for #14 was posted in the respective sequence)

12.

Looks like Tony got off of that hospital food.

13.

Also getting lots of gray in that beard.

14.

That's not gray hair, that's just gravy.

15.

There has never been and never will be a race car driver like AJ Foyt.

16.

All-Columbian podium. Let's all do cocaine in celebration!

17.

Manica gets the Lucky Dog.

18.

If you're just joining, here's who's running in the Top-10
1. KFC
2. GEICO
3. Cialis
4. Sonic
5. The Last Ship
6. Sprint
7. Quicken Loans
8. Falling Skies
9. Arby's
10. Wal-Mart

19.

Don't mess with Kyle while he's in the zone - he's tryin to log some successful laps so he'll have a better chance during the Nationwide race here next year.

20.

Why is KyBu being so damn friendly? Pissin' me off...

21.

It isn't an Indycar race until Sato crashes.

22.

I watch em all...in honor of my father who only got to see 10 minutes of the racing on "Wide World of Sports" before they switched to cliff diving

22.

[snipped] ... Reunited with her historic Kansas car, Patrick once again raised the bar for women with her 21st place finish on the bumpy surface of Kentucky, breaking the record of 23rd she set last year. All the while holding the number of positions lost from the start to only 10.
Also, the record was reset for needed free passes to regain lost laps. Patrick’s lead lap finish only required one this year as opposed to two last year. She held on in the face of a furious late race charge by the winner.
Hang on for the next race. Patrick could join drivers such as Trevor Bayne and David Ragan as a plate race winner.

 

[DUN24]

4 or 18.. I can't decide.. Either way, @ToyYoda.

 

[ToyYoda]

#22. The @R Clarence Danica recaps always crack me up.

 

[ToyYoda]

Just noticed there's two #22's. #23 then I guess. Tony's #22 was funny too though.

 

[#17D500winner]

#18

 

[Greg]

Just noticed there's two #22's. #23 then I guess. Tony's #22 was funny too though.

My bad and to late to edit.

 

[BobbyFord]

11 made me laugh when I read it on raceday, so I'm going with 11.

 

[Johali]

Best- 1

Worst- 23

 

[Rockears001]

18

 

[blanston]

20

 

[KevinWI]

Tony's #22. So true. They'd show 5 minutes from racing and cut to the 15 minutes on the Running of the Bulls in Pamplona.

 

[DSquad48]

11

 

[StandOnIt]

I'm going with #22 Tony, you had to be there though to get the joke..they are all funny though.

 

[DanicaFreak]

18

 

[ChexOrWrex]

@ToyYoda with 30% of the quotes this week. Hard to vote against him

#9

 

[Magicmiler]

18....Priceless.