Pick this weeks RF favorite quote, week ending 7/6/14.

[Greg]

Pick this weeks RF favorite quote, week ending 7/6/14.

Simply pick your favorite and be specific if possible. If you are too ambiguous, with no clear favorite, no vote will be recorded on your behalf. For simplicity, you can vote by the assigned quote numbers.

You can also comment without voting or honorable mention as many as you choose. This is all meant to be lighthearted fun.
You CAN also nominate a write in vote just please no quotes that refer to religion, sex, or politics. They should be from a RF thread about a racing topic, racing people, the broadcast, etc that has been posted in the last seven days.

I tried to read as many quotes as possible, apologies for any omissions that were otherwise worthy. Again your own write in nominations again for this week are most Welcome. The nominations are as follows:

1.

Leave the empty seat watching to Andy.
When I see empty seats at the track I see room to stretch my legs, shorter lines at the restroom, easier egress, a more relaxing day.....

2.

We need to collectively get together and get BF voodoo dolls and plot this man's demise. I know it ain't right but sometimes you gotta do bad stuff to clear the way for good. I'm willing to sacrifice my (what) conscience and future place in heaven for the sake of the sport.
Who is with me? Let us unite.

3.

Well at least he is at a place where he would rate a distant third in the worst team player poll.

(note this post was in regards to the suggestion that Matt Kenseth was not a team player at Rousch)

4.

they have turn signals also, pass thru penalty for not signaling. Next week....horns.

5.

Only place Joey is speeding is pit road

6.

This race makes two 4th of July parades I've seen today.

7

Cars to be in violation of the "no pushing' will be held responsible for their actions and penalized as Nascar sees fit - depending on sponsorship deals and all and how much money they bring in.

8

Brendan Gone.

9.

He's Chase Dillon's cousin.

(note: speaking of Ty Elliott )

10.

looks to me they let them push the last two laps and we had a race.

11.

Bumper activated kill switch if you touch another car.

12.

Damn, I tried to high-five Kurt on pit road at ACS and he looked me right in the eye when he walked by while I had my hand in the air.

13.

if you wear it, the other Kurt fan might see it

14

The 24 hours at Daytona.

15

If they interview Stewart and he is smiling, I guarantee they gave him a lobotomy also when he broke his leg

16.

France and Helton are positioned above the track with hoses in case Danica takes the lead after Lap 80.

17.

Debris saves Danica and Jr. Whew...that was lucky!

18.

Danica caution

19.

Hopefully they'll be able to get back out there and wreck the rest of 'em.

20.

Juan Pablo is in the Chase!......oh, wait.....

21 .

Kasey Kahn showed his lack of car control once again. Areola and Da' Dillio benefited.

22.

From her 29th place start, Patrick made a masterful run into the top 10 at the finish. The 8th place finish, only one position behind perennial front runner Michael McDowell, was her second at Daytona. She became the first woman to score two 8th place finishes on The World’s Center of Speed.

She survived a poor job by Gibson of talking her into her pit stall by taking advantage of a well timed ServiceMaster Clean caution for debris to rejoin the lead draft and the 88 go back on the lead lap. Then, following a multiple car wreck she deftly avoided, she was back in contention, surely headed to the front and certain victory when the rains came.

Almirola, in the misogynistic Richard Petty’s iconic #43, was in front in at that time leading NASCAR to call the race. It was simple coincidence the 43 scored a victory on 30th anniversary week end of its owner’s 200th win, scored at the historic track

With momentum the GoDaddy car heads for New Hampshire.

 

[Greg]

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I just might have to go to Loudon Sunday, so I can avoid the broadcast...

edited to add to nominations

 

[ToyYoda]

#23.

 

[blanston]

#13

 

[Johali]

Best: 23
Worst: 22

 

[Rockears001]

23

 

[DanicaFreak]

23

 

[DUN24]

Toyyoda oughta contribute to nascarcasm and whoever.. Funny as sh!t.


R Clarence is still awesome. Week in and week out. The greatest Danica-niche journalist I've ever seen.

I vote yoda.

Also, BF, #12... Seriously! I can imagine that scenario. He's such an ass sometimes.




@Johali, where is your sense of humor???!

 

[ToyYoda]

Toyyoda oughta contribute to nascarcasm and whoever.. Funny as sh!t.


R Clarence is still awesome. Week in and week out. The greatest Danica-niche journalist I've ever seen.

I vote yoda.

Also, BF, #12... Seriously! I can imagine that scenario. He's such an ass sometimes.




@Johali, where is your sense of humor???!

Thanks for the kind words, DUN!

 

[Johali]

Toyyoda oughta contribute to nascarcasm and whoever.. Funny as sh!t.


R Clarence is still awesome. Week in and week out. The greatest Danica-niche journalist I've ever seen.

I vote yoda.

Also, BF, #12... Seriously! I can imagine that scenario. He's such an ass sometimes.




@Johali, where is your sense of humor???!

I have a great sense of humor, I just don't think that kind of thing, especially week after week, is funny at all.

 

[StandOnIt]

Toyyoda oughta contribute to nascarcasm and whoever.. Funny as sh!t.


R Clarence is still awesome. Week in and week out. The greatest Danica-niche journalist I've ever seen.


#22 Pure genius, look forward to his post every week
the misogynistic Richard Petty’s iconic #43...doesn't get any better

 

[Magicmiler]

Thanks to all for liking my quote.....
Might have to call out of work Monday.....

 

[#17D500winner]

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