Poems

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A Poem Written By A Woman

I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen all day long
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind,
and knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And forever be my very best friend.


A Poem Written By A Man

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a
liquor store and a fishing boat.

I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****.

 

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A short poem remembered from my Dad:
(One of many completely useless bits that have rattled around inside the vast emptiness of my skull for years now.)



AT Last!!
I've found the perfect mate

I could not ask for more

She's deaf and dumb and oversexed
And owns a liquor store!