Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
came up - fireman, policeman, salesman, etc...
Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked
him
about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes
off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's
really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with
him
for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set
the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny
aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Johnny, "He an assistant coach for the Michigan
Wolverines, but
I was too embarrassed to say so."
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children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
came up - fireman, policeman, salesman, etc...
Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked
him
about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes
off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's
really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with
him
for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set
the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny
aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Johnny, "He an assistant coach for the Michigan
Wolverines, but
I was too embarrassed to say so."
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