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Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when
through a gap in the door he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and
sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere.
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette and gently
slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by
the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward in a classic
striptease move and lets his overalls fall down to his hips
revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Grabbing both sides
of his shirt he rips it apart to reveal his stained tee
shirt underneath. With a final flourish he tears the tee
shirt from his body and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of
hay.
Having seen enough Cletus rushes in and says "what the heck
are you doin' Billy Bob?"
"Jeez Cletus, ya scared the snot out of me!" says an
obviously embarrassed Billy Bob, "But if you must know, me
and the ole lady been having trouble lately in the bedroom
department, been having a hard time getting her attention, so the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
btw C&P'd from another forum and the guy is from the deep south!
through a gap in the door he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and
sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere.
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette and gently
slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by
the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward in a classic
striptease move and lets his overalls fall down to his hips
revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Grabbing both sides
of his shirt he rips it apart to reveal his stained tee
shirt underneath. With a final flourish he tears the tee
shirt from his body and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of
hay.
Having seen enough Cletus rushes in and says "what the heck
are you doin' Billy Bob?"
"Jeez Cletus, ya scared the snot out of me!" says an
obviously embarrassed Billy Bob, "But if you must know, me
and the ole lady been having trouble lately in the bedroom
department, been having a hard time getting her attention, so the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
btw C&P'd from another forum and the guy is from the deep south!