97forever
Team Owner
Are you one of those fans who just hates these plate races?Do you assume the results are a foregone conclusion?Yeah,me too.So just for all of us I have put together a small list of time killing alternatives:
1.Download Netscape 7.1 with full features and sit back for a while.Trust me,eternity will end two weeks before this thing does.
2.Engage your spouse in conversation.Yes---it sounds radical --but actually does make time pass very slowly.A disclaimer however:NEVER say anything complimentary about any 'ex'.If you do the race will suddenly seem like a pretty good idea.
3.The old standard rigging up lights in the front yard to watch the grass grow is an oldie but goody.IF you do this right and consume the proper beverage it becomes almost zen-like.During the Talladega race I swear it was almost like I BECAME ONE with the grass.Weird,man.
4.Watch Waterworld(or almost any other Kevin Costner movie)...after the first 17-18 minutes you will feel as if an entire week has passed!This----instead of cyrogenic freezing---would be a possible solution for future long range space exploration.Just a thought NASA.
5.Attempt to find a FORD product in the GM advertisement 'Days of Thunder'.I am still looking.
6.Find the nearest blonde(yes, a bottle blonde will work)and casually ask:"Say Brandi....I wonder how that whole cloning thing works anyway?"It will astound you.
7.Come to the Forum board and pray my old buddy Whizzer is online....then just say the opposite of whatever he said and prepare yourself!I have done this often.(But you know I love ya Whiz!)A great time consumer but not for the faint of heart.
8.Just as good is to go back thru the archives and find all of Paul's post where he complimented Junior.I started looking in January---still looking this morning.
9.Really give a lot of thought to the phrase:"That boy couldn't win a losing contest."Prepare for your thought patterns to be totally re-set with this one.
10.....and finally:Find any other fan on here that has the #97 in their name!!!Hint:I DID find one.
Oh well guys,hope these ideas are useful.
1.Download Netscape 7.1 with full features and sit back for a while.Trust me,eternity will end two weeks before this thing does.
2.Engage your spouse in conversation.Yes---it sounds radical --but actually does make time pass very slowly.A disclaimer however:NEVER say anything complimentary about any 'ex'.If you do the race will suddenly seem like a pretty good idea.
3.The old standard rigging up lights in the front yard to watch the grass grow is an oldie but goody.IF you do this right and consume the proper beverage it becomes almost zen-like.During the Talladega race I swear it was almost like I BECAME ONE with the grass.Weird,man.
4.Watch Waterworld(or almost any other Kevin Costner movie)...after the first 17-18 minutes you will feel as if an entire week has passed!This----instead of cyrogenic freezing---would be a possible solution for future long range space exploration.Just a thought NASA.
5.Attempt to find a FORD product in the GM advertisement 'Days of Thunder'.I am still looking.
6.Find the nearest blonde(yes, a bottle blonde will work)and casually ask:"Say Brandi....I wonder how that whole cloning thing works anyway?"It will astound you.
7.Come to the Forum board and pray my old buddy Whizzer is online....then just say the opposite of whatever he said and prepare yourself!I have done this often.(But you know I love ya Whiz!)A great time consumer but not for the faint of heart.
8.Just as good is to go back thru the archives and find all of Paul's post where he complimented Junior.I started looking in January---still looking this morning.
9.Really give a lot of thought to the phrase:"That boy couldn't win a losing contest."Prepare for your thought patterns to be totally re-set with this one.
10.....and finally:Find any other fan on here that has the #97 in their name!!!Hint:I DID find one.
Oh well guys,hope these ideas are useful.
Those were all great 97forever! Will have to try one if the race gets too bad.
