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Bobw

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After his plane was hit and he was forced to eject, the USAF fighter pilot finally regained consciousness.
He was in a hospital, in a lot of pain. He found himself in the ICU with tubes/IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function and a nurse hovering over him, looking worried. It was obvious he was in a life-threatening situation.
The nurse gave him a serious look, straight into his eyes.
Knowing he was not only a pilot, but USAF fighter pilot, she spoke to him softly and slowly, enunciating each word slowly, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow he managed to mumble in reply through the oxygen mask, "That's OK, I don't mind just feeling your boobs for now.....
:)
 
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