potentially and realistically

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A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
"Dad, what is the
difference between potentially and realistically?"


The father thought for a moment, then answered,
"Go ask your mother if
she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million
dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep
with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars. Come back and tell me what you
learn from that."


So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would
you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?"
The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could
really use that money
to fix up the house and send you kids to a great
University!"


The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would
you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I
would sleep with him in
a heartbeat, are you nuts?"


The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would
you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the
brother replied.
"Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"


The boy pondered the answers for a few days and
then went back to his
dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the
difference between potentially and realistically?"


The boy replied, "Yes. Potentially, you and I are
sitting on three
million dollars, but realistically, we're living
with two hookers and a homo