>>A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
>difference between potentially and realistically?"
>The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she
>would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if
>she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your
>brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and
>tell me what you learn from that."
>So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
>for a million dollars?"
>The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to
>fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"
>The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
>for a million dollars?"
>The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a
>heartbeat, are you nuts?"
>The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
>for a million dollars?"
>"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks
>would buy?"
>The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
>His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially
>and realistically?"
>The boy replied, "Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million
>dollars, but realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo."
>difference between potentially and realistically?"
>The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she
>would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if
>she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your
>brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and
>tell me what you learn from that."
>So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
>for a million dollars?"
>The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to
>fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"
>The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
>for a million dollars?"
>The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a
>heartbeat, are you nuts?"
>The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
>for a million dollars?"
>"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks
>would buy?"
>The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
>His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially
>and realistically?"
>The boy replied, "Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million
>dollars, but realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo."