Preacher Leaving For More Money

[muggle not]

The Preacher in a small town in Maine explains that he must move on to a
larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the
congregation. No one wants him to leave.

Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City, stands up and
proclaims: "If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac
every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!"


The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.

Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, If the
Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and establish
a foundation to guarantee the college education of his children!"

More sighs and loud applause.

Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, If the Preacher
stays, I will give him sex."

There is total silence.

The Preacher, blushing, asks her: "Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to
say that?"

Sadie's 90-year old husband, Jake, is now trying to hide, holding his
forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side,
while his wife replies: "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help,
and he said, 'Screw the Preacher'

 

[Lap3Forever]

Change the old lady and man, to a newly wed couple with the lady being a blonde and it still works!