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Plans for the George W. Bush Presidential Library have just been released.
The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction and looks like a disaster.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything you see or hear.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where no one has to go to.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
The Iraq War Room, where you complete your first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, & sometimes fifth tour.
The Dick Cheney Room, in an undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery.
Plans also include:
The K-Street Project Gift Shop, where you can buy (or just steal) an election.
The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Senators.
Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to a 1/64 scale model of the President's ego.
To highlight the President's accomplishments, the museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate them.
So far, there are no plans for books.
The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction and looks like a disaster.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything you see or hear.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where no one has to go to.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
The Iraq War Room, where you complete your first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, & sometimes fifth tour.
The Dick Cheney Room, in an undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery.
Plans also include:
The K-Street Project Gift Shop, where you can buy (or just steal) an election.
The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Senators.
Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to a 1/64 scale model of the President's ego.
To highlight the President's accomplishments, the museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate them.
So far, there are no plans for books.
