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This man has his priorities in order.
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came in for counseling. When asked
what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they
had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect,
lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an
entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist
got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced
and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised
eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The
therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at
least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"
"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I
fish."
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came in for counseling. When asked
what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they
had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect,
lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an
entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist
got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced
and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised
eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The
therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at
least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"
"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I
fish."
