Race drivers I would REALLY cheer for!

97forever · Jul 31, 2003

A large portion of Nascar fans are females.Yep,no revelation that those Venus-dwellers support this sport in large numbers.All we Martians sneer and turn up our noses when the fairer sex says things like 'Jimmie is such a hottie' or 'Jeff/Jr/Ryan is such a cutie'.

So,unable to comprehend EXCACTLY why the female fans swear 'Greg Biffle doesnt have what it takes' while adoring the pretty boys,I have put together a little list of NASCAR drivers us males would like to see. Of course,those Miss Winston girls might have to go....

Anyway,here's my top five...feel free to comment.

5.Driver:Jennifer Lopez-Car:#6 Viagra Ford.

J-Lo in this car is a natural.Just take the product off the side and throw her pic on it.Simple math.A plus is that ANY driver knows she looks best when viewed from behind.Should help Jack Roush put this car back in victory lane with all the other drivers fighting to follow.

4.Driver:Madonna--Car:#21 Wood Bros.Ford.

The like-a-virgin-one has the staying power that Rudd has.She will look cuter in victory lane than she ever looked in that "SEX" book anyway.A plus could be that her Father could conceivably be hired as her Crew Chief...just imagine the radio chatter when he tells her to go low---and she then tells him not to preach!Should run best on holidays.

3.Driver

am Anderson--car:#8 Budweiser Chevy.

Damn near the only way I would ever cheer for this car.But her rather infrequent trips to victory lane would be worth it to see her jump up and down on the car.YES,repeal the no-jumping on the car rule.

2.Driver:Beyonce Knowles--car#ANY--as long as Joe Gibbs ownes it.
This child's destiny is to be in victory lane.

And finally:

1.Driver:Ellen Degeneres--car#24 dupont Chevy.

Ellen in this car----particularly with Rosie O'Donnel as crew chief---would finally make use of this whole 'rainbow' theme.An added benefit is she is just not attractive enough to encourage anyone to actually cheer for this car number AND it wouldn't be neccesary to change the Winston Girls to Winston Guys.The perfect choice.

And who would any red blooded guy rather see jump on a car roof anyway?GO PAM GO!BUDWEISER RULES!

Happy29 · Jul 31, 2003

I think 1 was a little cruel !

97forever · Jul 31, 2003

I really think Ellen is hilarious...I just couldn't resist!

DeeDee · Jul 31, 2003

Yeah you are right, for us woman it is all about looks.

That is why I don't follow Kurt, those damn ears. And Tony is just the hotteset man I have ever laid eyes on, that's why I follow him.
Put Van Diesal in a car for me would you, or Brad Pitt. Can't forget Antonio Banderas. Oh yeah and I recently received a picture of "tarzan" put his hot little butt in a car. Doesn't matter if they can drive or not, just if they are nice to look at.
You crack me up Clark. :lol:

majestyx · Jul 31, 2003

Dee, I guess 97 just figured he needed to lump all women in one group. I didn't know that all women only watched NASCAR just to see hotties or cute guys in their tight little racing suits! While I do find that there are several hotties or cute guys, I am perfectly aware that these hotties or cute guys would not be where they are today if they didn't have at least some talent at driving a race car! So, therefore, 97, I must agree with you that if these women you have suggested have the least little bit of talent, then by all means, they should be in those race cars! :XXROFL:

Couldn't resist, buddy! Have a great day! :cheers:

Oh, and Dee, any of those work for me. And how about Viggo Mortensen (sp?) from LOTR??? Gawd, he is hot!!!!

97forever · Jul 31, 2003

Oh!You two reminded me....these drivers would also make about every fourth race REALLY interesting!If you get what I mean.....

*You two are too much...a regular Laurel and Hardy. :XXROFL:

majestyx · Jul 31, 2003

Why, 97, I will take that as a compliment! :wub:

And, yes I get exactly what you are implying with the "fourth" race innuendo! :angel2:

at:

Did I cover it all??????

DeeDee · Jul 31, 2003

Originally posted by majestyx@Jul 31 2003, 12:31 PM
Oh and Dee, any of those work for me. And how about Viggo Mortensen (sp?) from LOTR??? Gawd, he is hot!!!!

Oh yeah he is a hottie!

DeeDee · Jul 31, 2003

Originally posted by 97forever@Jul 31 2003, 12:48 PM
Oh!You two reminded me....these drivers would also make about every fourth race REALLY interesting!If you get what I mean.....

*You two are too much...a regular Laurel and Hardy.

WHATEVER!!! :dual9mm:

97forever · Jul 31, 2003

I give up...what is LOTR?And who is this 'Viggo Mortensten?'

DeeDee · Jul 31, 2003

Lord of the Ring...

majestyx · Jul 31, 2003

LOTR = Lord of the Rings

97forever · Jul 31, 2003

Originally posted by DeeDee@Jul 31 2003, 12:22 PM
Lord of the Ring...

he he he.OF COURSE!I was just kidding...every idiot knows what LOTR stands for!I--uh--was just seeing if you guys knew what it was!Becuase,I did.Honest.

DeeDee · Jul 31, 2003

Originally posted by 97forever+Jul 31 2003, 01:28 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (97forever @ Jul 31 2003, 01:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--DeeDee@Jul 31 2003, 12:22 PM
Lord of the Ring...

he he he.OF COURSE!I was just kidding...every idiot knows what LOTR stands for!I--uh--was just seeing if you guys knew what it was!Becuase,I did.Honest. [/b][/quote]
Whatever Smart A$$! :lol: :wub:

majestyx · Jul 31, 2003

Originally posted by DeeDee@Jul 31 2003, 12:30 PM
Whatever Smart A$$! :lol:

ditto

97forever · Jul 31, 2003

Well,well,well...seems as if Maj has a little crush on that hippie guy in that picture

!

And careful,Dee..I could reveal your first name you know!

Back to work folks...catch ya'll soon!

DeeDee · Jul 31, 2003

Originally posted by 97forever@Jul 31 2003, 01:43 PM
Well,well,well...seems as if Maj has a little crush on that hippie guy in that picture !

And careful,Dee..I could reveal your first name you know!

Back to work folks...catch ya'll soon!

Nothing wrong with that hippie dude..he's a hottie.

And wait just a minute dear, I never told you my first name, I do believe I know yours though so who has the upper hand? ^_^

I think we are back to that flattery thing again. LOL

I am headed back to work. chat later.

majestyx · Jul 31, 2003

And another of Viggo :wub:

DeeDee · Jul 31, 2003

I have to say I like the first one better he has such gorgeous eyes.

majestyx · Jul 31, 2003

Originally posted by DeeDee@Jul 31 2003, 05:04 PM
I have to say I like the first one better he has such gorgeous eyes.

that ain't no lie...................... :wub:

97forever · Aug 1, 2003

Gorgeous eyes.Oh yes.

Take a look at THESE eyes: :wacko:

!"Hi.my name is Viggo---look at my eyes,ladies of the racing-forum!" :blink:

Gollum · Aug 1, 2003

Viggo don't do nothing for me. Now Liv Taylor. Not that's differant. :lol:

DeeDee · Aug 1, 2003

Originally posted by 97forever@Jul 31 2003, 08:46 PM
Gorgeous eyes.Oh yes.

Take a look at THESE eyes: !"Hi.my name is Viggo---look at my eyes,ladies of the racing-forum!"

Bite Me :lol:

17_Fan · Aug 1, 2003

Originally posted by 97forever@Jul 31 2003, 08:04 AM
1.Driver:Ellen Degeneres--car#24 dupont Chevy.

Ellen in this car----particularly with Rosie O'Donnel as crew chief---would finally make use of this whole 'rainbow' theme.An added benefit is she is just not attractive enough to encourage anyone to actually cheer for this car number AND it wouldn't be neccesary to change the Winston Girls to Winston Guys.The perfect choice.

I sure as hell wouldn't want to be a Winston Guy standing in victory lane with this team...might get my arse kicked! Oech!

majestyx · Aug 1, 2003

Originally posted by 97forever@Jul 31 2003, 07:46 PM
Gorgeous eyes.Oh yes.

Take a look at THESE eyes: !"Hi.my name is Viggo---look at my eyes,ladies of the racing-forum!"

Oh, you're going to pay for that one, buddy! I will get you!

97forever · Aug 1, 2003

Originally posted by Gollum@Jul 31 2003, 08:30 PM
Viggo don't do nothing for me. Now Liv Taylor. Not that's differant. :lol:

(Should have put her in a race car!)

97forever · Aug 1, 2003

Originally posted by DeeDee+Jul 31 2003, 08:55 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (DeeDee @ Jul 31 2003, 08:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--97forever@Jul 31 2003, 08:46 PM
Gorgeous eyes.Oh yes.

Take a look at THESE eyes: !"Hi.my name is Viggo---look at my eyes,ladies of the racing-forum!"

Bite Me :lol: [/b][/quote]
Tease.

97forever · Aug 1, 2003

Originally posted by majestyx+Jul 31 2003, 09:57 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (majestyx @ Jul 31 2003, 09:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--97forever@Jul 31 2003, 07:46 PM
Gorgeous eyes.Oh yes.

Take a look at THESE eyes: !"Hi.my name is Viggo---look at my eyes,ladies of the racing-forum!"

Oh, you're going to pay for that one, buddy! I will get you!

[/b][/quote]
Oh damn! :unsure:

4xchampncountin · Aug 2, 2003

17 Fan...Who's that guy in the 'official wife beater' (white tank top) shirt in the picture? He looks kind of familiar.

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