Randy Moss and Terrell Owens; teammates!?

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Ward Burton

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Randy Moss and Terrell Owens on the same team. My heart rate increases just thinking about it. I don't know if there's ever been anything like it ... not just in sports, but anywhere in the world.

It would sort of be like the time they decided to put Jason and Freddy in the same movie. It would be like the time Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior were tag team partners. It would be like Carrot Top and Larry the Cable Guy in the same sitcom. It would be like Kim Jong-il and Dick Cheney running together for president and vice president.

The rumors are out there, though. From John Czarnecki at FOXSports.com:

The Patriots and Randy Moss really aren't close to a new contract, although the Pats believe Moss will give them the option to match whatever deal he does receive on the open market. That makes sense because the clubs pursuing Moss will be limited because he wants to play for a contender. The most interesting rumor is Moss joining the Dallas Cowboys. The Cowboys can pay up, and wouldn't T.O. and Moss be interesting to watch, not to mention impossible to defend?

I just ... wow. I don't even know what to say. There are so many questions.

Would Tony Romo leap for joy, or would he cry and wonder what the hell he's going to do? Would the league have to make a special provision allowing the Cowboys to use two footballs on offense? Would defenses be allowed to use 15 players? Would Dan Snyder become so jealous that his head literally exploded? On the inevitable ESPN the Magazine cover, would Moss and Owens be kissing, or just holding hands?

If the Cowboys employ a sports psychologist, that person would be in line for a huge, huge raise.
 
I'd be more interested if the Panthers could get Chad Johnson (who's hinted he'd like to come) to line up across from Steve Smith.
While Owens and Moss are very very good both are getting a little long in the tooth.
 
Ward Burton said:
Randy Moss and Terrell Owens on the same team. My heart rate increases just thinking about it. I don't know if there's ever been anything like it ... not just in sports, but anywhere in the world.

It would sort of be like the time they decided to put Jason and Freddy in the same movie. It would be like the time Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior were tag team partners. It would be like Carrot Top and Larry the Cable Guy in the same sitcom. It would be like Kim Jong-il and Dick Cheney running together for president and vice president.

The rumors are out there, though. From John Czarnecki at FOXSports.com:

The Patriots and Randy Moss really aren't close to a new contract, although the Pats believe Moss will give them the option to match whatever deal he does receive on the open market. That makes sense because the clubs pursuing Moss will be limited because he wants to play for a contender. The most interesting rumor is Moss joining the Dallas Cowboys. The Cowboys can pay up, and wouldn't T.O. and Moss be interesting to watch, not to mention impossible to defend?

I just ... wow. I don't even know what to say. There are so many questions.

Would Tony Romo leap for joy, or would he cry and wonder what the hell he's going to do? Would the league have to make a special provision allowing the Cowboys to use two footballs on offense? Would defenses be allowed to use 15 players? Would Dan Snyder become so jealous that his head literally exploded? On the inevitable ESPN the Magazine cover, would Moss and Owens be kissing, or just holding hands?

If the Cowboys employ a sports psychologist, that person would be in line for a huge, huge raise.
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never work...these 2 guys could never co-exist together ;)
 
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