Real emails. ROTFL

[TexasRaceLady]

A friend of mine works at Hasbro. These are a couple of emails she's had this AM.

Is the Nerf Crotch Bat still in production? It was used to beat your playmate's crotch, and I remember having one in my childhood, and I would like to purchase one for my nephew.

I'm also interested in the Nerf Crotch Dart, which i believe is a foam dart attached to an air launcher, used to launch the missile at the victim's crotch.

Thank you for taking the time to read and respond to my query.

Faithfully yours,

My name is Joe, two months ago I purchased a Ouija board from one of the Connecticut toy stores. When buying the "supposed" game, there was no warning of any possible danger to anyone playing it. I've had the board not more then two months, and since that time I have been subjected to numerous physical attacks by an unknown not visible (Entity)as well as destruction to my properties also by the unknown force.

To this I have several witnesess, I've made several attempts to get rid of the board but have failed in doing so, every attempt I've made whether burning the board or throwing it away, it ends up back to the place where I at first made contact with what ever this force is.

The Ouija board is not a game. what you are selling nationwide is dangerous and indeed not a toy. Unless some thing adverse is done to ensure saftey for those buying this Ouija, I'm going to plan to file a class action law suit against parker brothers, on behalf of myself and others whom have been subjected to sadistic violence by what your company calls a mystifying Game. If you have any Questions.
Feel free to contact me at my address

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Wonder what these guys were smoking/drinking/inhaling?
ROTFLMAO

 

[majestyx]

OMG! Are these people for real???? My son's father knows all about the Nerf "crotch" bat, but it was a complete "accident"! lol The person having problems with the Ouija board, well, they just aren't all there! :lol:

 

[DeeDee]

OMG no way are these real. I am with you TRL, what they having to be on something! :lol:

 

[Gollum]

Don't laugh to hard. If a fat person can sue a fast food joint for being fat. A person can do anything.

 

[BC8]

Dude, those ouija boards really aren't something to play with. You open up a whole box of trouble with those things.

Isn't there a disclaimer on the box?