The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the
party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued
and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no
need for his good time to be spoiled by her not going. So he took his costume
and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke
without pain, and as it was still early, decided to go to the party.
As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she
would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she
was not with him.
So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his
costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice
"chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he
left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him
go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more
drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she
agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate
intercourse in the back seat.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and
put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had.
"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then
she asked,"Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you; I never even
danced one dance.
When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we
went into the spare room and played poker all evening.
" You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing
poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
To which the husband replied,
"Actually, I gave my costume to your brother, apparently he had the
time of his life".
party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued
and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no
need for his good time to be spoiled by her not going. So he took his costume
and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke
without pain, and as it was still early, decided to go to the party.
As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she
would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she
was not with him.
So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his
costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice
"chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he
left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him
go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more
drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she
agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate
intercourse in the back seat.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and
put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had.
"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then
she asked,"Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you; I never even
danced one dance.
When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we
went into the spare room and played poker all evening.
" You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing
poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
To which the husband replied,
"Actually, I gave my costume to your brother, apparently he had the
time of his life".
