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RECTUM STRETCHER
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman
passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other
side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that
classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your
hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just
what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then
work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my
whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands
in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet
wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot a**hole?"
he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS
For everything else, there's MasterCard!
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman
passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other
side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that
classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your
hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just
what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then
work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my
whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands
in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet
wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot a**hole?"
he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS
For everything else, there's MasterCard!
