A good ol' boy has a HOT date one evening, so he goes to the pharmacy to get some condoms.
He askes the pharmacist, "I got a hot date tonite, so how much for those protection things, rubbers?".
The pharmacist says, "A 3 pack of condoms is $4.99 plus tax".
The redneck says, "Gawd almity, TACKS! don't those damn things stay on by themself!"
He askes the pharmacist, "I got a hot date tonite, so how much for those protection things, rubbers?".
The pharmacist says, "A 3 pack of condoms is $4.99 plus tax".
The redneck says, "Gawd almity, TACKS! don't those damn things stay on by themself!"
