Benign -what you be after you be eight
Artery -the study of paintings
Bacteria -back door to cafeteria
Cesarean Section -a neighborhood in Rome
Catscan -searching for kitty
Cauterize -made eye contact with her
Colic -a sheep dog
Coma -a punctuation mark
D&C -where Washington is
Dilate -to live long
Enema -not a friend
Fester -quicker than someone else
Fibula -a small lie
Genital -Non-Jewish person
G. I. Series -World Series of military baseball
Hangnail -What you hang your coat on
Impotent -distinguished, well known
Labor pain -Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff -A Doctor’s cane
Morbid -a higher offer than I bid
Nitrates -cheaper than day rates
Node -I knew it
Outpatient -a person who has fainted
Pap Smear -a fatherhood test
Pelvis -second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative -a letter carrier
Recovery Room -place to do upholstery
Rectum -dang near killed him
Secretion -hiding something
Seizure -Roman emperor
Tablet -a small table
Terminal Illness -getting sick at the airport
Tumor -more than one
Urine -Opposite of you’re out
Varicose -Near by / close by
Artery -the study of paintings
Bacteria -back door to cafeteria
Cesarean Section -a neighborhood in Rome
Catscan -searching for kitty
Cauterize -made eye contact with her
Colic -a sheep dog
Coma -a punctuation mark
D&C -where Washington is
Dilate -to live long
Enema -not a friend
Fester -quicker than someone else
Fibula -a small lie
Genital -Non-Jewish person
G. I. Series -World Series of military baseball
Hangnail -What you hang your coat on
Impotent -distinguished, well known
Labor pain -Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff -A Doctor’s cane
Morbid -a higher offer than I bid
Nitrates -cheaper than day rates
Node -I knew it
Outpatient -a person who has fainted
Pap Smear -a fatherhood test
Pelvis -second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative -a letter carrier
Recovery Room -place to do upholstery
Rectum -dang near killed him
Secretion -hiding something
Seizure -Roman emperor
Tablet -a small table
Terminal Illness -getting sick at the airport
Tumor -more than one
Urine -Opposite of you’re out
Varicose -Near by / close by