Redneck sexual IQ test II

97forever

97forever

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Ok Whizz....lets try this again. These took a little thought and the well is running dry....

1. ***** is the planet where women come from.
True or false?

2. 69 is the year before the great flood of '70.
True or false?

3. Copulation is the percentage of policemen in any given area.
True or false?

4. Fornicating is aging your watermelon wine.
True or false?

5. Oral sex is hollering 'Screw yew!' at the idiot that cut you off in traffic.
True or false?



6.'Doggy style' is the perfect position so that both of you can watch the race.
True or false?

7. Felate is something you do to fish before cooking.(!!)
True or false?

8. Anal is something you hit with ahammer.
True or false?

9. S & M is those generic green stamps.
True or false?

10. Clitoris is the sporty version of the Ford Taurus!
True or false?



11. Scootyspookin' if you know what this means you really ARE a redneck.

True or false
 
Originally posted by 97forever@Dec 16 2003, 10:31 AM
I bet Bow knows what scootyspookin' is. I guaran-damn-tee you he does. :lol: :lol:
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HEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!! You betcha, :eek: :lol: :D
 
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