redneck

[ksurocks]

A redneck goes to a pharmacist and says: "I got a hot date tonight, an' I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a' dem rubbers gonna cost me?"

The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax."

To which the redneck replies: "TACKS! Gawd a' mighty, don't they stay on by themselves."

 

[Lap3Forever]

whats a condom?

 

[Awesome_Bill]

Thats a redneck for ya...lol.

 

[4xchampncountin]

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That hurt me just reading that.

 

[Lap3Forever]

thats why it is safe sex.....with the tax it to where you dont want to have sex...

 

[Metal Mulisha]

Originally posted by 4xchampncountin
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

That hurt me just reading that.

I second that! :takethat: