RF notable quotes pick one. June 1st, 2014 race weekend

[Greg]

Read post one for rules explainations and stuff.

RF notable quotes, pick just one. Weekend of June 1, 2014

Notes and Disclaimers:
This is not scientific results, just the zingers that caught my eye.
I also reduced them to 14, my original list was at least twice the size.

I wasnt able to read all threads, that would be best but I am too lazy.

Poll open for five days, you can vote only once. You can also vote for your own post, but folks will be able to see if you voted for yourselves.

EDIT TO ADD:

I learned as posting that I can only have 10 poll options.

You can write in vote for 11thru 14. Just please dont vote for one thru 10 if you write in to keep the poll functional, any duplicate write in will not count.


1

I would love to but at my age I would probably have to change my drawers.
2

It's the soda cookies. Finally starting to catch up with (Tony..sic)

3

give that broom to the clean up crew, they can use it

4

Ray Charles spotting for Clint Bowyer today.

5

There's Roush Salad all over the track.

6

Whenever a driver gets damage because of something that NASCAR is responsible for, NASCAR should let them fix it under red. This is BS for McMurray.

7

The shovels are real light. You gotta hold 'em down or they'll float off...

8

It will be a cold day in hell before this race goes all the way to the checkers without a phony caution..

9

Chad just emerged from the outhouse and asked what happened.

10

Every week someone says it's the worst track on the schedule.

11

Parents just don't understand!
Lmao

12

I officially declared the 48 team to be in a slump after their mediocre showing in the all-star race.
I'm officially declaring the slump is over now. That is all.

13

I think he woulda been fine today if Bowyer's spotter's view wasn't obstructed by his own sphincter.

14

I'm only 21 years old and been watching this great sport since I can remember. Now, after so many years I am watching the guys I grew up watching like, Jeff Burton, Mark Martin, Sterling Marlin, Dale Jarrett, Joe Nemecheck, Ted Musgrave, Ricky Rudd, Rusty Wallace retire and others such as Tony Stewart, Dale Jr. and unfortunately Jeff Gordon all be mentioned in the same sentence as the word "retirement". A whole new generation is coming into the series. For the life of me I cannot foresee the likes of Joey Logano, Kyle Busch, Denny Hamlin, Kyle Larson, Chase Elliott, Trevor Bayne and David Reagan becoming the whiley old veterans of NASCAR. I think I'm reaching a mid racing crises
How to cope?

 

[DUN24]

I lost it at holding down light shovels so they don't float away...


Heh. Roush salad.

 

[ToyYoda]

Recusing my own posts of course, I think the @BobbyFord post about Clint's spotter's "obstructed view" is my favorite.

 

[ChexOrWrex]

This is awesome greg! Thanks for the effort put into it

Anyway we can draw more eyes to this poll other than the people quoted? Would make for more votes. Maybe a possible sticky??
@TexasRaceLady

 

[breatheoflife]

I dunno...wasn't it on here that mentioned Danica getting a penalty for speeding on pit road and that was the first time "Danica" and "too fast" was used in the same sentence? That has to be nominated! Lol

 

[Greg]

I dunno...wasn't it on here that mentioned Danica getting a penalty for speeding on pit road and that was the first time "Danica" and "too fast" was used in the same sentence? That has to be nominated! Lol

That was a good one.

 

[ToyYoda]

I dunno...wasn't it on here that mentioned Danica getting a penalty for speeding on pit road and that was the first time "Danica" and "too fast" was used in the same sentence? That has to be nominated! Lol

That was me, thanks for the nomination!

 

[Nitro Dude]

That was me, thanks for the nomination!

You seem to have a lot of good ones. I voted for your outhouse nomination. Maybe you missed your calling as a comedian.

 

[ToyYoda]

You seem to have a lot of good ones. I voted for your outhouse nomination. Maybe you missed your calling as a comedian.

Seemed like everyone was on fire yesterday...one of the more entertaining race threads I can remember.

 

[DSquad48]

I cracked up at the outhouse comment. @ToyYoda always has some insightful lines

 

[ToyYoda]

I cracked up at the outhouse comment. @ToyYoda always has some insightful lines

Thanks D!

 

[DSquad48]

I hope this becomes a weekly thing

 

[SlicedBread22]

Wont let me vote for some reason but Im goin with the Ray Charles one.

 

[Greg]

Wont let me vote for some reason but Im goin with the Ray Charles one.

The poll only had a set time frame of 5 days, and closed last Saturday.