RIDING Mower Seeks Sugar DADDY

Bucky Badger

Bucky Badger

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I need a strong financially secure $$$$$ handy man, that is good with his hands and would like to ride me around at least once a week or as needed!

I'm a nice red Color, You can call me your Ranchking!(or queen if you want)

My measurements are 12hp 38inch cut 7 speed,

I am a little dirty could use a good slow hand washing.
I can be loud but the right man can keep me quiet!(need muffler)
It is a little hard to get me going, if you know how to jump start me, We will get along great! (or buy me something nice like a new battery)
but once I am going, you can sit back and enjoy the ride!
http://madison.craigslist.org/for/1783692840.html
 
In the early eighties, my bride and I owned a car rental franchise. In order to get the business going since we started it from scratch, we did a lot of radio advertising. One of the things we did to identify the vehicles was to name them. The first vehicle was a Dodge extended van named Arnold,an Oldsmobile tudor hardtop named Bobbie, a Chevy Nova named Clara, etc.

On our staff, we had a lady who had the sexiest, most sultry voice ever heard. This gal could make a man melt when she turned on that voice.
So I came up with the idea of having her do a radio commercial, using her really super sexy, sultry voice and saying something like this,
"Hi, my name is Lucy, and you can ride me all over town for just $15.95 a day."

Unfortunately, the radio station wouldn't let us use it. (sigh)
 
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