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Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
>
>I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
>for peace. So, here's one plan:
>
>>1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
>>affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo,
>>Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will
>>never "interfere" again.
>>
>>2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
>>with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us
>>there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking
>>through holes in the fence.
>>
>>3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
>>leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
>>will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or
>>where they are. France would welcome them.
>>
>>4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
>>days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation
>>would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself
>>and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We
>>don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
>>
>>5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
>>they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
>>
>>6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
>>wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy
>>but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
>>wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
>>
>>7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
>>for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can
>>go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the
>>wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
>>
>>8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,
>>we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for
>>seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we
>>give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it
>>most get very little, if anything.
>>
>>9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We
>>don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the
>>building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
>>aliens.
>>
>>10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no
>>one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
>
>>Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
>
>"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your
>tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling,
>'You want a piece of me?'" -
>
>I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
>for peace. So, here's one plan:
>
>>1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
>>affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo,
>>Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will
>>never "interfere" again.
>>
>>2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
>>with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us
>>there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking
>>through holes in the fence.
>>
>>3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
>>leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
>>will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or
>>where they are. France would welcome them.
>>
>>4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
>>days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation
>>would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself
>>and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We
>>don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
>>
>>5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
>>they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
>>
>>6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
>>wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy
>>but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
>>wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
>>
>>7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
>>for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can
>>go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the
>>wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
>>
>>8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,
>>we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for
>>seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we
>>give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it
>>most get very little, if anything.
>>
>>9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We
>>don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the
>>building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
>>aliens.
>>
>>10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no
>>one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
>
>>Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
>
>"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your
>tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling,
>'You want a piece of me?'" -
