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Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning
- The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
- The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
- The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies. "
So, on the way home, 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.
- He said "Do you have any Rye bread? "
- She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some? "
- He said, "I want 5 loaves. "
- She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves. By the time you get to the
3rd loaf, it'll be hard. "
- He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this **** but me!!"
- The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
- The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
- The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies. "
So, on the way home, 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.
- He said "Do you have any Rye bread? "
- She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some? "
- He said, "I want 5 loaves. "
- She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves. By the time you get to the
3rd loaf, it'll be hard. "
- He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this **** but me!!"
