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A traveling salesman was driving through the country on a dark and stormy night when suddenly his car broke down. The salesman noticed a farmhouse in the distance, and he decided to make a run for it and see if someone there could help him. When he reached the house, the farmer said
"Well, the telephone isn't working, but you're welcome to spend the night here and then I'll take you into town in the morning. The only problem is that my three teenage sons are sleeping in all the beds upstairs, so you'll have to..."
"Excuse me," the salesman interrupted, "What did you just say?"
The farmer repeated, "I said that my three teenage sons are sleeping..."
"Don't you mean your three teenage daughters?" the salesman asked.
"No," said the farmer, "my three teenage sons."
The salesman jumped up, suddenly looking very uncomfortable, and put his coat back on. "Oh, I'm terribly sorry, but I think I'm in the wrong joke".
"Well, the telephone isn't working, but you're welcome to spend the night here and then I'll take you into town in the morning. The only problem is that my three teenage sons are sleeping in all the beds upstairs, so you'll have to..."
"Excuse me," the salesman interrupted, "What did you just say?"
The farmer repeated, "I said that my three teenage sons are sleeping..."
"Don't you mean your three teenage daughters?" the salesman asked.
"No," said the farmer, "my three teenage sons."
The salesman jumped up, suddenly looking very uncomfortable, and put his coat back on. "Oh, I'm terribly sorry, but I think I'm in the wrong joke".
