Two women go out one Saturday night without their husbands.
Returning home right before dawn, (both of them drunk), they
feel the urge to pee. The only place to stop was a cemetery.
As both were in an emergency condition, they decided to go
in and squat behind two large tombstones.
When finished, the first one realized she had no tissues in her purse for the "clean up", so she took off her panties, used
them. When she was done, she rolled them in a ball and discarded them in the can at the gate.
The second lady didn't have tissue either, but thought, "I'm not getting rid of my Victoria Secret panties." Looking around, she saw a wide ribbon on a nearby flower wreath. After using it, she too deposited it in the can at the gate.
The next morning, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone. One says to the other, "We have to keep an eye on our wives. Mine came home without her panties!"
The other one responded, "You're lucky, mine came home with
a card stuck to her ass that read 'We will never forget you'."
Returning home right before dawn, (both of them drunk), they
feel the urge to pee. The only place to stop was a cemetery.
As both were in an emergency condition, they decided to go
in and squat behind two large tombstones.
When finished, the first one realized she had no tissues in her purse for the "clean up", so she took off her panties, used
them. When she was done, she rolled them in a ball and discarded them in the can at the gate.
The second lady didn't have tissue either, but thought, "I'm not getting rid of my Victoria Secret panties." Looking around, she saw a wide ribbon on a nearby flower wreath. After using it, she too deposited it in the can at the gate.
The next morning, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone. One says to the other, "We have to keep an eye on our wives. Mine came home without her panties!"
The other one responded, "You're lucky, mine came home with
a card stuck to her ass that read 'We will never forget you'."
