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At the risk of Dee killing me, 'little miss skinny thang' rules the world!

Jennifer, forget about Brad and notice how most of the racing forum family is fighting for your survival. Drop us a line. ;)

Hottest chick on the planet----(well good taste and cowardice forces me to say second hottest) but you get the message! ;)

I would encourage all RBAM's(and the ladies too,of course :eek: ) to vote off one of the other less hot chicks in the burning issue that is ripping our 'little corner of the world' apart! The girls are tied now at 7 even in the 'hottest chick thread.'

Now honestly, I have no idea who some of those other chicks even are.....but everybody watches FRIENDS.

So everyone please put aside their bickering and unite as a family.....remember: A vote against one of the others saves Jennifer. And it is worth mentioning that 71Fan,SilverRam and Brand X guy were all probably big anti-Jens! Send those guys a message !!!

Keep Jennifer Anniston!( Hey Dee and 17: :nyanya: )
 
Wow---breaking Jennifer news folks!

From wire reports


OHIO/WISCONSIN:

Ms. Anniston recently reports being a huge 'closet fan' of the OSU -uh-- football team.

"Yes I love those guys---except for that Claurice/Chaurice whatever his name is. Go the OSU!"

THe popular star of NBC's Friends--who recently admitted being a huge fan of Nascar driver's Matt Kenseth, Tony Stewart, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Jeff Gordon, Jimmie Johnson, Kevin Harvick, Ryan Newman and Mike Waltrip---also made a very flattering remark about the state of WISCONSIN:

"Yeah, I love that beautiful state! And cheese? Yummy!"

These remarks echoed the flattering remarks aimed at the great state of Ohio lately:"Love the Amish and I eat a lot of corn!"

Also a huge fan of animals...particularly kats...Ms Anniston had nothing but great things to say about our feline friends:

"Ohhh...I just love those little sweet kittens!"

Asked about the raging 'hottest chick' issue affecting the internet racing-forums community she issued a moving statement:

"I know that that poor fellow SilverRam didn't like me much. And neither did Highboy90---but as americans they have the right to NOT like me."

The young humanitarian was reported to have tears in her eyes after delivering the short speech.

Reporters pressed in to ask why she felt some members of that community were insistent on getting her voted off the thread.

" Because they are sweet and compassionate people---even if they would rather have one of those skanks win instead of me."

Only time will tell if the deeply moral and caring actress--who donates much to the homeless yearly--will actually survive to the end of the often heated 'survivor' series:

" What will be is and will be maybe possibly." The former Quantum physics major stated.

She reportedly exited soon thereafter--wishing both Matt Kenseth and Tony Stewart good luck in the future.

Future updates as they occur.

From staff sources
 
Whew. Glad it's not just me---frankly this whole time I have been just faking like I knew who the hell those others were. :huh: :huh:
 
:XXROFL: :XXROFL:

Too Funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:
But she is still a goner!!!! Sorry dear.
 
Originally posted by 97forever@Nov 9 2003, 09:43 AM

Hottest chick on the planet----(well good taste and cowardice forces me to say second hottest) but you get the message! ;)

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Lies, all lies! Bye Jennifer! :waver:
 
Watch out, he rides through the trees and through the mountain tops...

Erik Flamebeard of neither here nor there approaches......
 
Originally posted by Courtney Cox+Nov 9 2003, 01:09 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Courtney Cox @ Nov 9 2003, 01:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--97forever@Nov 9 2003, 09:43 AM

Hottest chick on the planet----(well good taste and cowardice forces me to say second hottest) but you get the message! ;)

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Lies, all lies! Bye Jennifer! :waver: [/b][/quote]
I love you Courtney!!! Even though your hubby is a goof!
 
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