SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER......
We were dressed and ready to
go out for the New Years Eve Party. We
turned on a night light, turned the answering
machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put
the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab
company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived
and we opened the front door to leave the house.
The cat we put out in the back yard, scoots back
into the front door. We didn't want the cat shut in
the house because she always tries to eat the bird.
My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside
to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot
pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want
the driver to know that the house will be empty for
the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I
will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say
Goodbye to my mother.'
A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took
so long,' I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid *****
was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a
coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take
off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap
her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me.
But it worked! I hauled her fat ass
downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!
The cab driver hit a parked car.
We were dressed and ready to
go out for the New Years Eve Party. We
turned on a night light, turned the answering
machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put
the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab
company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived
and we opened the front door to leave the house.
The cat we put out in the back yard, scoots back
into the front door. We didn't want the cat shut in
the house because she always tries to eat the bird.
My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside
to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot
pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want
the driver to know that the house will be empty for
the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I
will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say
Goodbye to my mother.'
A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took
so long,' I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid *****
was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a
coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take
off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap
her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me.
But it worked! I hauled her fat ass
downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!
The cab driver hit a parked car.
