Scare at Cowboys Stadium!

[AndyMarquisLive]

ARLINGTON, TX (AP) -- Training at the NFL's Cowboys stadium was delayed nearly two hours this morning, after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the ground.

Initially the NFL team thought it was a prank! Training was immediately suspended, while police and Homeland Security officials were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis, Dallas Police forensic experts determined that the white substance, unfamiliar to most of the players, was in fact, the goal line.

Practice will resume this afternoon after Police and Homeland Security decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

 

[mike honcho]

The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas
.
For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get
stopped a second time, they make you use them.



Q.What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?


A..The Dallas Cowboys


Q.What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?

A.They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".


Q.How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?

A.Put up a goal post.


Q.What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?

A.Old


Q.What's the difference between the Dallas
Cowboys and a dollar bill?

A.You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.