School Answering Machine

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SCHOOL ANSWERING MACHINE

(This is hilarious - no wonder some people were offended!) This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School (California) staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and missi ng homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough schoolwork to pass their classes.

The outgoing message:
"Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection:

* To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1
* To make excuses for why your child did not do his work- Press 2
* To complain about what we do - Press 3
* To swear at staff members - Press 4
* To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5
* If you want us to raise your child - Press 6!
* If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hi t someone - Press 7
* To request another teacher, for the third time this year - Press 8
* To complain about bus transportation - Press 9
* To complain about school lunches - Press 0
* If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behavior, class work, homework and that it's not the teachers' fault for your child's lack of effort: Hang up and have a nice day!

If you can read this - thank a teacher!
If you are reading it in English - thank a veteran!
 
how true can that be. (as i sit here thinking i purposely don't do some assignments just to keep me from being too high in the class..last time i was there i became the teacher cuz the real teacher got swamped)
 
So I can't count along with bad spelling, is that anything new?
 
Prof, I'm ticked at you! You didn't call while you were in GA so we could exchange insults! ;)
 
You know where I live and could have sent a pm to ask, if you gave a s#%t.
 
Professur said:
And exactly how long would your husband walk straight if he went about asking wimmen for their phone numbers?

He can't walk...
 
Damnit Prof, you KNOW he is an amputee with only 1 leg and no toes on that foot!
 
Professur said:
And that was for just looking at another woman. I fear to ask what he'd have lost if he'd propositioned her.;)

You want to find out?
 
:D
kelloggs5TLfan said:
Kat, it appears the Professus is afraid of you. :D ;)

I like Prof! :D
 

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