Senior Couple Engagement
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> Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89,
are living in Florida . Are all excited about their decision to get
married, they Go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way
they pass a Drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the
man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
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> The pharmacist answers, “Yes."
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> Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do
you sell heart Medication?"
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> Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
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> Jacob: "How about medicine for
circulation?"
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> Pharmacist: "All kinds.”
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> Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism?"
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> Pharmacist: "Definitely."
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> Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
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> Pharmacist: "You bet!"
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> Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems,
arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
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> Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety; the
works."
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> Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping
pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
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> Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
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> Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and
indigestion?"
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> Pharmacist: "We sure do."
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> Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and
walkers and canes?"
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> Pharmacist: "All speeds and Sizes.."
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> Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
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> Pharmacist: "Sure."
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> Jacob: "We’d like to use this store as
our Bridal Registry."
>
> Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89,
are living in Florida . Are all excited about their decision to get
married, they Go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way
they pass a Drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the
man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
>
> The pharmacist answers, “Yes."
>
> Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do
you sell heart Medication?"
>
> Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
>
> Jacob: "How about medicine for
circulation?"
>
> Pharmacist: "All kinds.”
>
> Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism?"
>
> Pharmacist: "Definitely."
>
> Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
>
> Pharmacist: "You bet!"
>
> Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems,
arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
>
> Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety; the
works."
>
> Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping
pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
>
> Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
>
> Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and
indigestion?"
>
> Pharmacist: "We sure do."
>
> Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and
walkers and canes?"
>
> Pharmacist: "All speeds and Sizes.."
>
> Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
>
> Pharmacist: "Sure."
>
> Jacob: "We’d like to use this store as
our Bridal Registry."