Septic drain truck slogans

[Greg]

-# 1 Plumber in the #2 Business.
- A Flush Beats A Full House.
- At The First Whiff, Call Cliff!
- Dirty Deeds…Done Dirt Cheap!
- Do You Want To Do This Yourself?
- Experts In Septic Maintenance.
- Got Poop?
- Hauling Away Political Promises.
- Money In The Tank.
- Nothing Stinks Too Bad.
- Satisfaction Guaranteed or 110% Of Your Product Back!
- Septic Experts.
- Stoolbus.
- Surrender The Poo!
- Thanks For Flushing Our Business Down Your Drain.
- Too Much Brown? Call Crown!
- We Ain’t Hauling Milk Here!
- We Want Your Stinking Business.
-We’ll Take Care Of It.
-We’re #1 With #2.
- Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels.
- You Dump We Pump.
- You **** it. We Get it.
You Think Our Job Sucks.
Your Number 2 Is Our Number 1!

 

[Bobw]

Your $hit is our bread and butter

 

[pjmolo]

auto radiator shop:

"Best Place In Town to Take A Leak"

 

[TexasRaceLady]

We Ain’t Hauling Milk Here!

I see this around here all the time. LOL