Serious Thinking

Discussion in 'Grin & Bare It Bar and Grill' started by Zerkfitting, Mar 9, 2018.

  1. Zerkfitting

    Zerkfitting Team Owner

    With all the other things in this world to think about, here are a few that perhaps hadn't crossed your mind.

    Think about these:

    * Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?

    * What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?

    * If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

    * Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?

    * Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V? and why isn't "m" called "double n"

    * Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.

    * Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty

    - The word "SWIMS" upside-down is still "SWIMS".

    - Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.

    - 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

    - Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

    - The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead.

    - If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.

    - Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.

    - If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.

    - If 2/22/22 falls on a Tuesday, we'll just call it "2's Day".
     
  2. TexasRaceLady

    TexasRaceLady Team Owner Contributor

    Hah! I KNEW there was a reason I hated to clean house. ROTFL
     
  3. sdj

    sdj Just a race fan

    Yep, funny stuff.

    100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
     
  4. Greg

    Greg 2014 RF YAHOO CHAMP Your leader

    My favorite:

    Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.


    - Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.
     
  5. Whizzer

    Whizzer Retired entrepreneur

    Love them all!!
     

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